Sweaty Yeti

I can’t believe people are still talking about Fox News when this is so clearly the highlight of the thread. It’s like the other day, when people wanted to discuss the MLK post-assassination pictures rather than the fact that the OP spelled the dude’s name “Martian Luther King”. Some people in the thread were like, “Get over the goddamn typo already,” but I’m all, “Dude, the concept of ‘Martian Luther King’ is like the greatest thing I’ve heard all month.” -MF

MEATBALLS AT THE FURNITURE STORE

Somebody said let’s make Swedish meatballs at the furniture store
And somebody else said, that’s a stupid idea; nobody’s going to want meatballs at the furniture store.
And the first guy on that first day, his ass was on the line.
And so one customer came for lunch, he knew he had to get rid of the meatballs
And he was like, yeah, you want meatballs from the furniture store?
And they’re like, yeah, I guess; my wife has been dragging them around forever.
Anything. Just whatever. I was thinking about eating an ottoman
A little while ago but then meatballs has actual meat in it
And then the guy behind the counter said, well, I’m not really sure
But ya, ya, sure. So then he takes the meatballs
And he has to put them on a huge plate
Because he has to get rid of them.
Otherwise, you know, the big Swede is going to say
That was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
And so now that one fat guy who had the big bowl of meatballs
Now buys all of his furniture there and has told all of his fat friends,
Buy your furniture there because your wife will walk around
And you’ll have an hour worth of eating meatballs.

-Glenn Beck