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Feb 19
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DM: Your battle with Forgmchrys has awakened the slumbering spirit of the evil that plagues this land. A shadow arise from the very city itself and takes the form. The god R’c’ssion has found you.

Cleric: Disbelieve. I roll to disbelieve.

DM: -Rolls Dice-. You fail your saving throw vs. Reality. R’c’ssion advances.

Mage: I cast Mordenkainen’s Greater Stimulus Package.

DM: You don’t have enough spell points to do that.

Mage: What do you mean? I have 59. That’s more than enough.

DM: Some of those spell points aren’t really on your side.

Mage: Goddammit. Fine, I cast Mana Link with the Cleric so we can share mana.

DM: That requires the Cleric’s cooperation, Cleric -

Cleric: No.

Mage: What?

Cleric: Just no.

Mage: Son of a bitch.

DM: You still have an action left, Mage.

Mage: Fine. I cast Lesser Stimulus Package.

DM: -Rolls Dice-. A bright cloud of shimmering light envelopes the beast. It seems to be working - the creature is spreading out, as if it’s slowly dissipating. Or is it growing?

Via.