I can’t believe people are still talking about Fox News when this is so clearly the highlight of the thread. It’s like the other day, when people wanted to discuss the MLK post-assassination pictures rather than the fact that the OP spelled the dude’s name “Martian Luther King”. Some people in the thread were like, “Get over the goddamn typo already,” but I’m all, “Dude, the concept of ‘Martian Luther King’ is like the greatest thing I’ve heard all month.” -MF
