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Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:59:05 -0500

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caseydonahue: Ran into these guys on the train. They win...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:56:39 -0500

caseydonahue:

Ran into these guys on the train. They win Halloween.

Churchill gives a proclamation, June 12th, 1941. Set to music. ...

Thu, 07 May 2009 10:33:32 -0400

Churchill gives a proclamation, June 12th, 1941. Set to music. From the guys that brought you Auto-tune the News.

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Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:33:01 -0400

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Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:22:45 -0400

Snakes Escape on a Flight.

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:10:17 -0400

Snakes Escape on a Flight.:

Where have I heard this before?

I can’t believe people are still talking about Fox News when this is so clearly the highlight...

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:20:37 -0400

I can’t believe people are still talking about Fox News when this is so clearly the highlight of the thread. It’s like the other day, when people wanted to discuss the MLK post-assassination pictures rather than the fact that the OP spelled the dude’s name “Martian Luther King”. Some people in the thread were like, “Get over the goddamn typo already,” but I’m all, “Dude, the concept of ‘Martian Luther King’ is like the greatest thing I’ve heard all month.” -MF

MEATBALLS AT THE FURNITURE STORE Somebody said let’s make Swedish meatballs at the furniture...

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:48:00 -0400

MEATBALLS AT THE FURNITURE STORE

Somebody said let’s make Swedish meatballs at the furniture store
And somebody else said, that’s a stupid idea; nobody’s going to want meatballs at the furniture store.
And the first guy on that first day, his ass was on the line.
And so one customer came for lunch, he knew he had to get rid of the meatballs
And he was like, yeah, you want meatballs from the furniture store?
And they’re like, yeah, I guess; my wife has been dragging them around forever.
Anything. Just whatever. I was thinking about eating an ottoman
A little while ago but then meatballs has actual meat in it
And then the guy behind the counter said, well, I’m not really sure
But ya, ya, sure. So then he takes the meatballs
And he has to put them on a huge plate
Because he has to get rid of them.
Otherwise, you know, the big Swede is going to say
That was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
And so now that one fat guy who had the big bowl of meatballs
Now buys all of his furniture there and has told all of his fat friends,
Buy your furniture there because your wife will walk around
And you’ll have an hour worth of eating meatballs.

-Glenn Beck

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Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:29:16 -0400

skrillat: Too cute. Too cute. Cannot process. Too cute.

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:38:57 -0400

skrillat:

Too cute. Too cute. Cannot process. Too cute.

Wacky Bracket FTW!

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:35:15 -0400

jeffbaum:

I found myself in first place after round one of the Madness in my friend’s bracket pool. I have Dayton and Arizona in the Sweet 16. I picked Wisconsin to win. And Western Ky. Sounds great, right? Well, the problem with making a Wacky Bracket is that it’s Wacky through and through. So I have Gonzaga, Villanova and Perdue in the Final 4, along with Louisville. A lot of craziness has to happen to hold onto the lead, but this is the first time I’ve had a genuinely competitive bracket on Saturday in like a decade.

This is one of my three brackets I filled out. The other two are by no means screwed. My Elite 8s are all still intact. We’ll see how it all looks Sunday night…

Although I had three teams going to the Sweet Sixteen that got knocked out in the First Round, the other 13 games I had remaining for the Second Round all broke my way, so I have 13/16 teams, and a possible in-tact Elite Eight.

DM: Your battle with Forgmchrys has awakened the slumbering spirit of the evil that plagues this...

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:13:55 -0500

DM: Your battle with Forgmchrys has awakened the slumbering spirit of the evil that plagues this land. A shadow arise from the very city itself and takes the form. The god R’c’ssion has found you.

Cleric: Disbelieve. I roll to disbelieve.

DM: -Rolls Dice-. You fail your saving throw vs. Reality. R’c’ssion advances.

Mage: I cast Mordenkainen’s Greater Stimulus Package.

DM: You don’t have enough spell points to do that.

Mage: What do you mean? I have 59. That’s more than enough.

DM: Some of those spell points aren’t really on your side.

Mage: Goddammit. Fine, I cast Mana Link with the Cleric so we can share mana.

DM: That requires the Cleric’s cooperation, Cleric -

Cleric: No.

Mage: What?

Cleric: Just no.

Mage: Son of a bitch.

DM: You still have an action left, Mage.

Mage: Fine. I cast Lesser Stimulus Package.

DM: -Rolls Dice-. A bright cloud of shimmering light envelopes the beast. It seems to be working - the creature is spreading out, as if it’s slowly dissipating. Or is it growing?

Via.

Lives Defined by Hurricanes, but Devoted to New Orleans

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:29:44 -0500

Lives Defined by Hurricanes, but Devoted to New Orleans :

jeffbaum:

My Uncle Dan’s book was reviewed in the Times today. Choice quote: “this young year’s most artful and emotionally resonating nonfiction book so far.” Well done!

Chairlift music video using digital artifacts.

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 09:58:56 -0500

Chairlift music video using digital artifacts.

New York Times Weekender Parody

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 14:47:03 -0500

New York Times Weekender Parody:

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God I hate this commercial. Superb parody.

Stats

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:43:47 -0500

When last night’s stat of the Pittburgh Steeler’s record of 152-1-1 when leading by at least 11 points came on the screen, I remarked how hard it would be for the Cardinals to pull out a win down by 13 (20-7).

I repeated the stat to Joey later in the game, and it took a moment for me to process the meaning behind it. I even doubted it myself… that I must have misinterpreted it or something. They’ve only blown a single 11 point lead in the last 154 times they’ve had a big lead? It’s incredible. Or as Al Michaels would say last night, “That’s a-MAYYYYZ-ing.”

Make it 153-1-1 now. I would have liked to see the Cards pull it off, but more glad to see a toughly-fought game until 0:35 was left on the clock.

The first music video I’ve watched the whole way through...

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:49:47 -0500

The first music video I’ve watched the whole way through in years.

Link.

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:35:00 -0500

Link.

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Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:41:15 -0500

startmeup: UNICEF is one of the most active anti-landmine...

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:06:01 -0500

startmeup:

UNICEF is one of the most active anti-landmine organizations, through German ad agency Leo Burnett Frankfurt, has gotten pretty creative with devious hidden landmine stickers that got stuck to the feet of unsuspecting passersby. via:nickmcglynn